Cort and Fatboy’s Midnight Movie – Dirty Dancing (4-February-2011)

The February 2011 edition of Cort and Fatboy’s Midnight Movie takes place this Friday, and it’s a doozie: Dirty Dancing.

It’s a classic. A camp classic. But it is also very, VERY educational. There are some very valuable life lessons in the film:

1) Never show up to an important occasion with nothing but a watermelon
2) Disappoint Jerry Orbach at your own peril
3) Always wear a condom
4) Sometimes, nose jobs are NOT the answer, and most importantly . . .
5) Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

Ugh, if you say so – I think this one might require an extraordinary amount of beer . . .

The doors of the Bagdad Theater (3702 SE Hawthorne) open at 10pm, film begins at 11pm. Admission is only $3, and you have to be 21 or over.