The Cort and Fatboy’s Midnight Movie for July, 2011 is The Rock.
Connery. Cage. Harris…
Bay.
MICHAEL BAY.
So much ham.
HAMTASTIC.
Bullets?
MILLIONS OF BULLETS.
Explosions?
FOR DAYS, BRO.
Truly, the Birth of Bayhem as we know it, screened in 35mm, unapologetically, and without remorse. Yeah, this isn’t like us. We know. But sometimes, you just gotta say “Oh, why not!” and drive a bright yellow ferrari through a plate glass window while screaming profanities and firing guns out the window. You only get to be the Rocket Man once.
Fourth of July Weekend seems as good a time as any.
The doors of the Bagdad Theater (3702 SE Hawthorne) open at 10pm, film begins at 11pm. Admission is only $3, and you have to be 21 or over.
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