Portland’s first playoff match is at Vancouver Friday night so come watch the battle at Slabtown via a crappy internet feed blown up onto a big screen so you can really see the lack of quality.
Despite this deficiency you can still make out the Mighty Mighty Timbers and it’s a blast. Slabtown has pinball, ping pong, cold beer, and a certain under-the-highway je ne sais quoi. Combine that with the Timbers Army joie de vivre and you’ve got a party. Match starts at 7, happy hour at 4.
Conclude the weekend Sunday with the Timbers too, as they return home to face Vancouver at 5pm (whichever team accumulates the most goals after the two games advances). Tailgate begins several hours earlier at the parking lot behind the Bullpen. There will be a crapton of orzo salad, an astounding amount of plastic cups, and everything else your heart desires.
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