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Portland 13th Hardest-Drinking city. We can do better.

August 8, 2008 by Dave Knows 6 Comments

Forbes magazine has compiled a list of the hardest-drinking cities in the country. Austin, Texas (a college town) tops the list. Portland is way down the list, sitting at a disappointing 13th:

1. Austin, TX
2. Milwaukee, WI
3. San Francisco, CA
4. Providence, RI
5. Chicago, IL
8. Seattle, WA (tie)
8. Cleveland, OH (tie)
8. St. Louis, MO (tie)
9. Boston, MA
10. Cincinnati, OH
11. Pittsburgh, PA
12. Virginia Beach, VA
13. Portland, OR
14. Jacksonville, FL
15. Detroit, MI

According to Forbes:

Portlanders who had at least one drink in the last 30 days: 62%

Portland men who had more than two drinks per day, or women one drink: 6.3%

Portlanders who had five or more drinks on one occasion: 15.7%

You can do your part to improve our standing by participating in the Timbers Army pub crawl tomorrow. First stop: Rock Bottom (206 SW Morrison) at noon!

Twilight Criterium tonight: spectacular crashes guaranteed

August 8, 2008 by Dave Knows Leave a Comment

Portland’s Twilight Criterium is tonight, in the North Park Blocks. I recommend watching from the Widmer beer garden.

Come watch the area’s fastest cyclists compete for the region’s biggest purse in the Health Net Portland Twilight Criterium. The course surrounds the North Park Blocks of downtown Portland, creating an island oasis of 360-degree viewing, music, food and beverage. There are several places where you can get close enough to feel the wind from the peloton. Each lap is one-half mile long which takes the racers just over one minute to complete. The course is highly technical so fields are limited to eighty riders.

The event is free to attend and great for families. Come downtown Friday evening, to experience the excitement yourself.

Last year the race moved from the South Park Blocks near the Art Museum to its current location. I attended a few times at the old location, which was especially fun to watch due to the hilly course. Racers whipped down Broadway, turning left up Madison. Some of them ended up in the hay bales, as their wheels literally crumpled at the high speed 90 degree turn. I saw one racer gather himself up after a particularly nasty spill, throw his bike on his shoulder, run up the hill to repair his bike. Then he jumped right back into the course, bloody knees be damned. Impressive stuff.

FA Community Shield Sunday, bright and early

August 8, 2008 by Dave Knows Leave a Comment

FA Community ShieldThe FA’s Community Shield match is the traditional kick-off to the English football season.

Last year’s Premier League champs take on the FA Cup winner, so this year that means Manchester United and Portsmouth FC.

Kells is showing the match, bright and early, at 7am Sunday, August 10th.

The English Premier League regular season starts next Saturday the 16th!

A message from Timber Jim

August 7, 2008 by Dave Knows 2 Comments

Timbers

Shocking news this morning that Sammy Sounder has expired.
A driver for Willamette Jet Boats discovered the Orca at daylight. An autopsy revealed blocked arteries and a over caffeinated heart as the cause of death. Contents of the stomach contained several boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts and liver samples confirmed abuse of Starbucks espresso.

Starbucks and Krispy Kreme have declined comment.

All three members of the Emerald City Supporters group have been notified. Apparently Sammy swam from the Pungent Sound area to the Columbia and up the Willamette without incident. Several boaters at the Redbull Flugtag last weekend reported a horrific odor near the Burnside bridge…todays finding explains the complaints.

Out of respect for Sammy Sounder there will be a wake at the Bitter End Pub at 6pm and another at the Bullpen Tavern following shortly afterward. A FUNeral procession will proceed to PSGE park prior to the 8pm kickoff of the Portland Timbers and the Seattle Sounders. Sadly… Sammy could have stayed home and watched the match on Fox sports channel. The trip was just too much for the dearly departed whale.

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And see you all tonight at PGE Park!

Portland: better than a crack habit

August 7, 2008 by Dave Knows 1 Comment

Mile73.comMy perspective on Portland is far from jaundiced; you’d have a hard time finding a bigger Portland fan than me, but a fresh perspective on Portland’s charms and foibles (yeah, I’ll reluctantly admit Portland has some foibles) can be edifying and possibly therapeutic.

Heather at Mile73.com made the move from LA to Portland just a little over six months ago. A few weeks ago she posted Portland: A Newcomer’s 6 Month Review, wherein she describes her motivation for exchanging the sunshine, barbed-wire freeways, and palm trees of the City of Angels for the rain, public transit, and greenery of the City of Roses.

She concludes, among other things, that moving to Portland is a better remedy for LA-induced chafing and ennui than a crack habit. Probably.

Go read the article. And the rest of her blog’s funny and insightful posts.

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