make sense out of Turkish Star Wars (1982). Not only does this movie rip off actual scenes and music from Star Wars, they also cut in music and audio from Indiana Jones and Flash Gordon. There’s even a training montage featuring the battle theme of Battlestar Galactica. And that, my friend is just the beginning. This movie has it all: dumb villains, wonky courtships, badly translated subtitles, horrible monster costumes, pseudohomo bro love, silly props, and more!