• Home
  • Archives

Dave Knows Portland

Archives for March 2010

April 2: The Cort and Fatboy Midnight Movie presents Mallrats

March 28, 2010 by Dave Knows Leave a Comment

MallratsCelebrate the 15th anniversary of the release of Kevin Smith’s Mallrats this Friday, April 2nd, at the Cort and Fatboy Midnight Movie for April. The doors of the Bagdad (3702 SE Hawthorne) open at 10pm, film begins at 11pm. Admission is only $3, and you have to be 21 or over.

Not only is it a cheap excuse to larf heartily at the cartoonish exploits of Jay and Silent Bob whilst supping tasty brews and enjoying all manner of bar food, it’s also a chance to culturally educate yourself on Mid-Nineties Mediocrity. Not just a goofy teen comedy, this movie details the conundrum of Superman’s sexual reproduction, and addresses the problems inherent in spooning, as well as illuminating the discomfort involved when having sex in the back of a Volkswagen Bug. And before you ask: No, the Bagdad will not be offering Chocolate-Covered Pretzels on its menu for the night.

Wow, I didn’t get any of those references. Probably because I haven’t seen the movie. I was going to blame Dogma, one of the worst films I’ve ever seen, but I checked and that came out several years after Mallrats. I did like Clerks though.

Bar Fly’s Portland Bar Graveyard Makes Me Sad

March 27, 2010 by Dave Knows Leave a Comment

Bar FlyStumble drunkenly with me down memory lane.

Bar Fly‘s Portland Bar Graveyard is an impressive (183 bars!) list.

Many bars have come and gone. For some, it was a miracle that they lasted so long. Some were destined for an early death. And most importantly, some truly great establishments will be sorely missed.

There are some I’m kinda glad to see pass on – Bettie Ford Lounge, Greek Cusina. But I shan’t speak ill of the dead.

But some of the dearly departed were old friends, and I will miss them:

Jasmine Tree (formerly at 401 SW Harrison): In the late 90s I enjoyed quite a few evenings here after work (my first “real” job) drinking bottles of Henry’s and chatting with coworkers. Another regular was an honest to god Goombah, always dressed sharp and wearing a giant pinky ring, that held court at the bar. I don’t miss the job, but I do miss the (mini) catamaran hanging from the ceiling.

Jockey Club (formerly at 1001 N Killingsworth): The Jockey Club was a cinder block bunker right off the freeway on Killingsworth. From Saraveza (1004 N Killingsworth) you can now wistfully observe the bulldozed spot down the street where, in the late 90s and early oughts, my brother Steve often dominated Portland Pinball League tournaments. I drank $1 pints of PBR and inhaled copious amounts of second hand smoke. And usually came in 6th place. I think I came in 4th once.

Medicine Hat Gallery (formerly at 1834 NE Alberta): Another former Portland Pinball League location, I also saw my friends’ band play here a few times. The space was amazing; a huge disheveled warehouse with a large mezzanine and sprawling basement.

Rose and Raindrop (formerly at 532 SE Grand): This wasn’t one of my favorite places, but they had a great beer selection and the interior was beautiful. The plush booths transported you to a different, and better, era. Occasionally my indoor soccer team would come by after late night games for beers and oyster shooters. I think Bar Fly’s analysis of it’s demise is perfect: Sadly, the Rose & Raindrop has closed down to make way for a bank. A fucking bank.

And one that was not on the list, probably due to it’s disappearance before the Bar Fly website was launched:

Sam’s Hof Brau

Sam’s was a divey old-school chain restaurant; cafeteria-style roast beef buffet with a full bar and a pool table. On Sixth, where that damn McDonalds is now. There were no windows then, so no natural light was shed on the sedate subterranean setting. [more]

You are all missed.

April 1: 7th Planet Picture Show presents Flash Gordon

March 26, 2010 by Dave Knows 1 Comment

Flash Gordon Movie PosterPortland’s answer to MST3K, the 7th Planet Picture Show, takes place at 7pm this Thursday, April 1st at Mount Tabor Theater (4811 SE Hawthorne).

Host Will Radik will be joined by Betsy Richter (local blogger extraordinaire and host of Redoing Media) and Sabrina Miller (cohost of PDX Sucks and a million other PDX.fm shows). The movie?

Flash Gordon (1980)
In this update of the 1930’s comic strip, Flash is a football hero who is skyjacked aboard Dr. Zarkov’s rocketship along with beautiful Dale Arden. The threesome are drawn into the influence of the planet Mongo, controlled by Ming the Merciless. Ming has been testing the Earth with unnatural disasters, and deeming it a threat to his rule, he plans to destroy it. He also intends to take Dale as his concubine. Flash must avoid the amorous attentions of Ming’s daughter and unite the warring kingdoms of Mongo to rescue Dale and save our world.

Show is free, but there’s an entirely optional suggested donation of $5. 21 and over only, there’s a bar!

Portland Timbers Roundup (03/26/10)

March 26, 2010 by Dave Knows Leave a Comment

TimbersFirst, Kip fills us in on happenings in the pre-season:

Timbers pre-season updates by Kip Kesgard at OregonLive.com

The Portland Timbers continue their preparations for the 2010 USSF Division II season, which starts for them on Saturday, April 17th against the Rochester Rhinos. The team continues to train vigorously to prepare for the long season, and this year’s preseason match schedule is the toughest slate of opponents and most travel I’ve seen in years. [More]

And a recap of last weekend’s visit to Cali is in order:

Portland 1, San Jose 1: Timbers earns come-from-behind draw with Earthquakes in preseason exhibition at OregonLive.com

SANTA CLARA, Calif. – A late equalizer by defender Scot Thompson helped the Portland Timbers to a 1-1 draw against Major League Soccer’s San Jose Earthquakes in preseason play Saturday at Buck Shaw Stadium. The exhibition concluded Portland’s third week of preseason. [More]

Over at The Woodwork, Bob is thankful:

Cha-Cha-Changes by Bob Kellett The Woodwork

Be thankful you are a Portland Timbers fan. Not only is your club growing, maturing, and winning, but it is leaving the mess of second division soccer and joining a first division league that will have its mess (hopefully) sorted out by next season. [More]

And in PortlandTimbers.com news:

Award-winning community fund awards spring grants at PortlandTimbers.com

PORTLAND, Ore. – The Portland Beavers & Portland Timbers Community Fund (PBPTCF) announced today that almost $30,000 will be granted to six nonprofit organizations in the greater-Portland area this spring. [More]

And then there’s the good old fashioned Timbers Tidbits:

  • Dropping Timbers has some more nice PGE Park renovation drawings
  • The 107 Independent Supporters’ Trust (better known as 107ist) is now on Facebook and the Twitter!

Tulip Fest 2010!

March 25, 2010 by Dave Knows 2 Comments

Tulip fest 2010The 25th anniversary Tulip Fest at the Wooden Shoe Tulip Farm in Woodburn begins today, March 25th and runs through to April 25th.

What the hell is a tulip fest? On weekdays it’s 40 acres of blooming tulips (and daffodils), a cafe, country store, farm equipment on display, Dutch sausages, and a gift shop. And on weekends you get all that, plus pony rides, a crafters market, wine tasting, Mexican food, wooden shoe making demonstrations, steam tractors, and entertainment.

And the first, Kick off weekend, this Saturday and Sunday March 27 and 28, features Wooden Shoes and Tasty Brews — Put together by our local Seven Brides Brewery from Silverton, this event includes 5 local craft breweries. Noon — 6pm

Other events are scheduled on subsequent weekends, through the end of the fest on April 25th.

The festival hours are 9am to 6pm daily, and the address is 33814 S. Meridian Rd. in Woodburn, OR 97071 (directions here).

« Previous Page
Next Page »

Search

Dave Knows Portland Archive

Copyright © 2026 · Magazine Pro Theme on Genesis Framework · WordPress · Log in